Friday, January 15, 2010

The Time Has Come...The Draco-Dolphin Arises


This is a very rare challenge and it is also a very bizarre maneuver. It will be represented by the Joker card and it requires one of the greatest Karaoke feats of all. It doesn't request a specific song or even type of song.

The card asks that you perform one song while another song's karaoke track plays. This is the game breaker. If you can do this incredible performance you deserve all the riches that life has in store for you.

Gamewise, it will be worth five points. But this is a paltry reward when compared to what the completion of this card really means for the player...

It means you are truly a magical creature. Perhaps even a descendant of the legendary draco-dolphin itself. That which sang sailors to sleep who, lost at sea, would toss and turn in fits of scurvy induced night terrors. If brought solace for even a minute these men of the sea would thank the heavens for the loving coos of this magnificent beast.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

You know this guy...sing like him

Yeah, the party never stops for old Adam here. Lets celebrate his legacy of bein' a modern Prometheus and such by sharing our own fire dammit! Sing like our buddy and you're gonna get a point.

Remember to simplify simplify simplify and express every bit of bad grammar. Use a guttural groaning voice like every word is a struggle and try to use only one or two syllable words at a time.

Here's a master:


Special Thanks to Chris Irving for the inkin' help.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Scary-Oke Challenge: Sing About Animals!

We all love them cuddly whumpuses so lets memorialize our adoration of the animal kingdom by singing songs about the strange and wild world of of our furry pals. Sing a karaoke song about your favorite type of animal (ala Rockin' Robin) or which uses animals as metaphor...

...for example it might be fun to use songs where in the conceit is that becoming a bit more like an animal would perhaps benefit you in love making.




You get the idea...here's another example!





And this one's a favorite of my pals, Jen and Ed! Karaoke warriors if ever there were.


Saturday, January 2, 2010

Back in action soon...here's my old band.

Still in Rochester. No scanner but some new cards and comics to come upon my return to New York next week. Till then , enjoy this video of my old band, Snaggletooth, singing our ode to S. Clay Wilson's Captain Pissgums with the big speech from Goonies thrown in for good measure.