Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Sing like Merman

I know you all think I'm thinking of a Merman like this...



But what I'm talkin' about is more along the lines of...



or...



and of course (for all you Fallout 3 fans)...


Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Lounge Lizard Maneuver

Thanks to Chris Irving from Graphic NYC fer recommending this classy maneuver. The lounge lizard. To rock this for one point you must act suave, debonair, classy, and most of all...smooth. Think Billy Dee Williams meets Bill Murray. It helps to have a scotch in your hand like Dean Martin. Croon your ass off. Over sing at any and all opportunities. Perhaps you could throw down a finger-pop pistol and holster move at an attractive lady who is clocking your hep sway daddy-o!