Thursday, July 15, 2010

Maneuver: Minus the Monitor



Turn that shit off. You came here to sing not read. You gotta either make up your own words or just know the song so well that you don't even need that teleprompter. I've read that all sorts of rock and rollers use teleprompters on tour. They get so aged and drug addled that they can't remember the words that have made them so much money. You can reset the scales of justice by showing solidarity through the foregoing of the "cheat sheet". Plus, without getting bogged down with the lyrics you can make eye contact with each and every person watching you sing and thus creeping them out... and maybe creeping folks out ain't worth bonus points in Scary-oke but in LIFE it's worth everything! Have Fun, Kids.