This maneuver will require some forethought on the challenger's part. He/she should bring a costume or embarrassing hat for the singer to wear as they perform their next song. This could lead to some fun gender bending choices as 300 pound rednecks get dolled up as Britney Spears during her schoolgirl heyday to sing Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel like Woman."Or perhaps a shirt that is plaid with a butterfly collar could be used for someone when they sing "Parents Just don't Understand."
It could also be a liberal dosing of makeup for songs by KISS, King Diamond, or the Insane Clown Posse. Singing "All by Myself" while dressed as Shaggy 2-dope(sp?) could spell the end of life on Earth as we know it. Columns will finally start crumbling, Krakens will rise, and we the singers...we the singers will, like Nero in his time, celebrate as it turns to ash.
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