Fred stands up

Fred is upwardly mobile

Fred's a bit upset

Fred's hook-up scheme revealed

Humans are easy

Explanation of Scary-oke Funny from last week

Some folks didn't get this one. Don't think further elaboration is necessary.

I Challenge you to sing "Poison" at Scary-oke tonight!

What it is. A challenge to perform the New Jack Swing classic, Bell Biv Devoe's "Poison." It would be great if someone performed it as Bell Biv Devo with flower pot helmets and the whole thing, but until then here's some likeable chaps singing poorly but putting on a great show:

Michael McDonald Challenge

Even if you take this challenge. Even if you've got the biggest balls of your gang and will sing karaoke in pig latin, shirtless, and standing on yer head, you cannot sing a Michael McDonald part in any way that will sound "good" or "nice." Only two men in the world can sing McDonald so he sounds good... Michael McDonald and me.

If you think you can take me in a blue eyed soul song off, I'm game. Try me. And here's the master:

Friends are forever

Fred misses the point again.

An alien encounter!

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